Snarky Mom from Postcards from Insanity gave me the Kreativ Blogger award, mainly because she gets so damn many awards that she ran out of people to nominate. At some point she had to get to the bottle of the barrel, and there I was reeking like chopped liver. Kidding!
Here are the rules:
Ah, fuckit, who cares about the rules anyway. Let's get creative!
Some things that people may not know about me, because it's all about ME.
1. I've always wanted to learn to fence.
2. I don't like to socialize. Wait, you might already know that about me.
3. I was a cheerleader in parts of Jr High and High School.
4. I write right handed but do most everything else with my left.
5. I've been pregnant twice. My first baby floated around in me dead for months without me knowing. As in it was 2nd trimester before I finally got to see a doctor. And that was because I was already bleeding and miscarrying and hysterically demanding that I see a doctor NOW. And the doc was an orthopedic surgeon. Military healthcare sucks ass. That statement may ruffle feathers.
6. Fake tits sag too. They are just more expensive.
7. I have an unnatural fear of dying young. (totally stole this one, but it applies)
8. Originally this was supposed to have seven things but I wanted an even ten.
9. I can pick things up with my toes.
10. I want a large family. Okay, so you already know that too. Oh well.
5 comments:
Totally not true- I think you rock and would never nominate a loser who sucks ass for such a prestigious award. Hmph!
As an ironic side note- my word verification is suckagi. Snort! I may have to steal it and make up my own special definition to use.
No argument from me about # 5.
You left one out. You're hilarious!! Love your sense of humor (language? hmmm)
Blessings
Kim Chrisman
Nope, Mothering 4 Money, some of us are I guess UNDER the bottom of the barrel....good ol' snarky hasn't even added me to her blog roll. Ummmm D, I'm waiting (foot tapping).
Maybe she's afraid to add someone as mean as I am....might offend some of her followers...Wait a damn minute! I'm one of her followers (my all time fave is A Rake and his Ho...)and hey, if I am average, it would take a lot to offend others following her.
But I just might be up to the challenge...
BTW...welcome to the toe dexterity group.
Oh I know. LOL I was trying to be all snarky and funny and stuff.
Sorry about the language. I should try and cut that out.
This blog, now with less suckagi.
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